E-V-I-L

Last week, I volunteered to phone bank (a term used to get voters to sway for a certain candidate, hence the term “bank” on your vote), for Jim Martin who is running for a Senate seat in Georgia.  We were calling independent women in Cobb County via the Planned Parenthood Action Fund.  I have to say that, liability reasons.  Anyway, I called one particular household and this is how the convo went:

 

“Hello, may I speak to Mary?”

“Umm, she busy right now. May I ask who’s calling?”

“Sure, this is Sean calling from the Planned Parenthood Action Fund.  We were calling you to make sure that you go out and vote for JIm Martin because he is an advocate for women’s rights and will be an advocate for Georgia families in Washington….”

(Rudely interrupted)

“Jim Martin??!???  Oh no.  No one in this house is voting Democrat here.  Democrats are EVILLLL EVVIIILLL EVVIIILLL EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL E-v-i-l.”

“Sir, I think I know how to spell evil, please don’t insult my intelligence.”

“EVIL EVIL EVIL.”

“So what are Republicans?”

“We are pure as the driven snow.”

“HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA.  And who told you this?”

“George dubya Bush told me himself.  He told me two years ago, yup.  He said I was pure as the driven snow for my party.”

“Ok thank you sir, goodbye.”

I hate politics.